HI GUYS.
Long time no update.
Well, it's about time I do one.
My belly got shaved - I feel so violated and exposed.
I was trapped in a box; but at least there was plenty of lettuce in there for me to kidnap.
My owner is so cool shedding all dem tears over me.
So I'll repay her by modelling for her (as you can see, below).
THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY.
I AM OK.
PLEASE, KEEP FEEDING ME MY DELICIOUS APPLE/BANANA FOOD AND ANTI-INFLAMMATORY MEDS.
Don't forget to load up on all my favourite greens!
AND YOU BETTER GROW MY PARSLEY AND CELERY FOR ME.
ONE LAST THING, PAT ME EVERY DAY. OR I WILL BE SAD IF YOU NEGLECT ME WHEN I CAMP AT THE PILLOW.
Menma.
